Submitted by ub on Sun, 06/04/2023 - 07:28

Republican MoRon Disaster is attracting negative KARMA as clumps of a 5K mile Florida seaweed blob hits the son of a beach.

As he toured 12 cities in three early-voting states, MoRon forgets about his state by turning his back on Florida, while he tries to make his case that he is the more conservative and idiotic alternative to the other bigger, fatter and just as dumb resident disaster.

The seaweed dangers are that it brings flesh-eating bacteria to The Sunshine State and that means less tourism dollars for the state of constant confusion.

Decomposing pieces of Great Atlantic sargassum belt carry Vibrio bacteria on the state’s shoreline…

And to add insult to injury, Disney is considering moving out of the state. The house that Uncle Walt built has some of the most successful Theme Parks in the world. Not only does it have Disneyland Resort in California and Walt Disney World Resort in Florida, but there are also Parks in Hong Kong, Shanghai, Tokyo, and Paris.

Disney has pulled the Plug on $1 Billion Development after canceling a new office complex and relocating a division from California, which would have created more than 2,000 jobs but was scuttled as the company and MoRon continue to feud.

Finally, will American children grow up in a home where they love and respect those different viewpoints? Not if the Republic-cant's have their say.