Issues and Answers

Submitted by ub on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 11:48

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Why must there be an expiration date on sour cream?

If you try to fail, and then succeed, which have you done?

Why are they called hemorrhoids instead of assteroids?

Why do people who know the least say it the loudest?

How do blind people know when they are done cleaning?

Could it be that Halloween trick-or-treat kids wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as KKK, or mattresses?

If a mute person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Is there another word in the thesaurus for synonym?

If practice makes perfect, then isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

If you're doing nothing, how will you know when you're finished?