That Gender Gap

Submitted by ub on Sat, 06/23/2012 - 17:36

Let's hear it for all those women on earth... They are born to carry babies and to give birth to them, they have to deal with hormone imbalances, make up, bad hair days and on top of all of this, they have to put up with men.

Men have to be the largest self centered, egotistical and the most hot-wired for instant aggression living beings to ever walk on the face of the earth.

Since the time humans began using their brains, the women started to catch up to men.
Yes, you may point to Confucius,. Machiavelli, Einstein, Gandhi, MLK and others, but there is also Rush Limbaugh, Tom Cruise, George Bush, Jerry Falwell, Alex Baldwin. And there are unfortunately a heck of a lot more of the latter.

Perhaps one of the problems with modern man is that just as the women started exerting attributes and skills that lay dormant for many years, while they dealt with the barefoot and pregnant mentality, many men have gone to sleep while listening to their radios.

You Turn Me on, I'm a Radio: Joni Mitchell

If you're driving into town with a dark cloud above you ...Who's bound to love you ...Oh honey you turn me on ...Waving for you ...Waving for you ...And I'm sending you out ...I hope you can pick it up ...I know you don't like weak women ...You get bored so quick ...And you don't like strong women ...But you know ...I come when you whistle ...When you're loving and kind ...But if you've got too many doubts...And you wind up cracking ...What a sorry face you get to wear ... I'm going to tell you again now ...If you're still listening ...If you're driving into town... a dark cloud above you ...Who's bound to love you ...